Khuskan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Killer Bush 3D]

:o

Quite an amazing thing you've got here, but theres one problem. Since its not really flash, i didnt think it would be correct to rate it as such, considering newgrounds is a flash portal and all, but you've done an amazing job on this, and of course, its going to be great to see future 3d's from you.

[Stick Wars Part 1]

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Already been done.

Several times.

[Baby Mario's Adventures 2]

yay!

A spite free mario movie? Incredible...

You realise this would be SOOOO much funnier with voice acting instead of text boxes, it takes the focus away from the action.

[Vengeance DVD]

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Oh for gods sake.

Critical flaw:
United States wins a nuclear war.

Wait, I can simplify that considerably:

Critical flaw:
United States

Ok, theres great effort behind this. Really, there is, but this is nothign more than spoon fed stereotypical US propoganda from kids that were brought up on the fact that they are apparently the most powerful country in the world. This is the kind of movie that would bring a tear to the 'average' US citizens eye. Average meaning hanging a 5 foot flag out their bedroom window and sending their kids off to Iraq (Pronounced 'Ear-Rack' for all those in doubt) and being proud of them when they loose a limb or four. Now, us internet dwellers always enjoy a bit of thermonuclear war, but this totaly went over the top. The story line was so feeble and unbelivable, it looks like it was ripped right of Alex Chius' site. Which is most likely was, because he seems to support all these 'CHINA WILL INVADE YOUR COUNTRY' ideas. It seems that the US absolutly HAS to have some kind of 'scary enemy country'. in WW2 it was Germany, after that Russia, then the Middle east (namely Afghanastan and Iraq) and next it seems doomed to China to take a spotlight. Chances are China will never invade another country. They arnt exactly the nymphomanic breeding rabbits that everyone took them for. Through somwhat immoral meathods, they managed to bring their population under control and soon enough it will begin to decrease, and their resource situation will balence out. Now I can understand why they would expand for the sake of the story at least, but why did the US HAVE to become involved. Its pretty much like this every single war. I hope the US government knows that when they get attacked, the world isn't going to repay the favor, because the worlds getting sick to death of it. Inevitably, the nuclear war in the story is the US's fault. Read through the Authors comments. If US hadn't decided to go all 'LETS SAVE THE WORLD GUYSH!1!!!OMGLOL!!!', then China wouldn't of attacked the US, US wouldnt of fought back and tragedy would have been avoided.

Anyway, China would win.

[4 Swords Misadventures2.1]

Owned.

Ok, lets be blunt. The graphics wernt that great, the sound recording was rubish and the general implementation was crap.

..But..

That was one of the best sprite scripts i've ever seen. it actually had some humor in it, so much so it balences everything out. This has prooved what movies like arfenhaus and TDCM have done before it, crap movies can be great, and even the simplest artists can make the greatest things.

Not that you're simple. Or are you...

VicHD responds:

that depends of what you think of me.

i know the voices aren't that good but they will improve later on. i cann assure you .
thanks for the review.

[PK Preview]

Viola:

And as you can see, somtimes even rubbish trailers with no potential turn out to be one of the biggest things on NG. I think we can all saftely say this trailer is rubbish compared to the actualy series of course, but somhow J&R managed to get 15 steps up the flash animating ladder in a space of a few years. Amazing.

Voted 5 for pure nostaligisity.

[PICONJO: The Epic Kiss 15]

woot.

Ina nutshell... 2 headsmoving together in slow motion.

Looking at your other submissions, your artwork is amazing, prehaps... you could put it to better use?

There was somthing extremely funny about the whole thing though.

[Brace Yourself]

petes back!

Woah, you've come a Looooong way since your stick figure days, this seriously amazedme. Everything fitted, music, graphics, sound effects, it is, for lack of a better word, perfect.

Nice hidden joke. His apointment was at 2:30. Tooth Hurty... geddit?

Was that ment to happen or am i just seeing things :O

[Random Boredness]

bleh

You get a 10 based soley on the fact you used my music.

[Office Boredumb]

wow!

Damned good, i definatly didnt expect this.

You need to make the voices louder. Apart from that, it was damned good, and actualyl seemed really proffesional.