Khuskan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vietnam Recruitment Tape]

:o

I have NO idea how you came up with all of that, but this was one of the very VERY few flashes i have seen that made me laugh out loud, causing embarassment on a large scale in the office. OH THE STEREOTYPING! its great!

<3

Ryan-Wolven responds:

make sure you show it to the office now.

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

OMFG. to put it blunt.

My good sirs, you have decended from the level of 'flash animator' to the level of 'animating uber-gods'. You are, quite frankley amazing. I'd like to buy you all a beer. When i saw 'Decline 3' on the portal my face lit up like a german boys in a candy shop. It holds up to all the traditions set from the previous declines, from the 'Joke immediatly followed by introduction' to the 'intruduction set to damn good rock music'. Amazing voice acting, and writing that in my opinion, could only be matched by that of some.. proffessional writing person. who writes for flash.

The animation and graphics were much better as well, noticed first when you see square soft.. sorry. square ENIX talking to capcom, the pure dynamicness of the facial expressions and lip syncing. THIS is the kind of stuff that needs to be on TV.

IF I OWNED MTV, I WOULD BUY THIS.

hint.

*cough*

[How Newgrounds Functions]

oo

That was pure ingenious, very well executed, but you forgot the endless ammounts of second-rate collaberations. newgrounds is getting littered with them ;)

EvilBerryClock responds:

thanks for the review

[Tomorrow's Nobodies Ep.3]

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3 words:

ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

Once again the TN team has pulled out a big one. Best way i can describe the plot is ordered randomness... it makes scence but its redicious beyond belife. One thing i woudl reccomend is to have a slightly larger group of voice actors. For example, the alien sounded like the introducer which ruined the feeling, considering there wasnt even a break between both of the parts. The style is awesome, it bulges with quality, and isnt too busy or too bland, which is a hard thing to pull off in vectors. Oh and got to love the 'Get out of jail card'. Ingeneous.

Now i just have to wait another few months for a 4th. Damn.

[Death Commercial(2)]

Curious.

Wheres death commercial 1?

The audio was clipped out, turn the volume down on it, but it wasnt too bad. i'm suprised. This is gonna make it though.

Doc-Rocker responds:

there isn't a death commercial(1), but the original idea come from "what am i"
so this is some kind of sequel

[Noobscape]

Ahem.

Evidence in this flash that you are, yourself, a noob.

1: YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE
2: YOU ADMIT YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE
3: you have a _ in your account name on runescape.
4: You recorded your music with a MICROPHONE.
5: You couldnt even keep still while you were doing it.
6: You made a FLASH ANIMATION about runescape.
7: The best current comeback and an insult i've seen on your reviews is 'you're a noob'. In bad spelling. and grammer.

I shall now go ahead and vote the 1 point this movie deservers, simply because it didnt have a white background and didnt involve stick figures.
7:

[Kid Wars IV]

Holy flurking shnee!!

Ok admit it, the star wars text thing sucked, you had the perspective all wrong... BUT DEAR GOD THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS. So cleverly done, lightsabers were animated perfectly. great sound (though low quality, which i guess is for filesize), EXTREMELY well cheorographed, odd spelling mistake in the text but never mind. I loved the stormtrooper masks :D

[Battle of the Cereal]

:o

it kinda looked like snoopy without a nose.

nice animation skills you got there, the music remnded me of the stuff out that really really old starwars game...

[CounterStrike: N00b Wars]

:o

Nice little anim, but that gag has been done before in flash. Same music with sticks... but you told it better.