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ArnoldTheKITTY responds:

this is not possible because you need to click like 30 in 1 second!

Hmnn

I bet you got laughed at so hard when you showed that to the class. Your voice is the pinicle of hilarious.

Problem: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES.

wodahs responds:

i dont give a fuck about the rules either. i was told to do it, i did it. they liked it and i won. not my real voice either i can do loads of stupid voices :-)

Holy flurking shnee!

now THATS a game engine. Its stable, it handles collisions well, and even looks like the real thing. Firstly thats not the nes version, that looks more like Links Awakening DX or one of the oracle games, which is good. Secondly, use my music ;)

Right.

First off, GET SOME REAL FECKING BACKGROUND MUSIC. Stop hogging all the filesize on the intro with DECENT music, and putting CRAPPY music in the game. Lets face it, a 5 seconds loop just dosnt suit a game that you're supposed to be playing for ages to win. Second off, a simple black background wouyld look better than that pulsating photoshoped red gelatinious shit you have at the moment. It dosnt even scroll as you gain levels. Next was the collision bugs. Somtimes platforms would be COMPLETELY non solid, and you'd just fall through. The ball didnt fall fast enough under gravity so you only had one shot at each jump, which was annoying. Now the shop idea is great, weapon selection is cool. PLEASE DRAW SOME <REAL> ENEMIES. Attempts at green... batty things which fly in 2 frames barely moving their wings simply dosnt cut it with me.

Apart from those (extensive) problems, this game could seriously rock with a few fixes, and thus i await for v4.

joshuaskillsrobles responds:

lol, well this was the last JC game im making so dont be expecting part 4. And the backgroundsd wernt suppose to move, if i had put a basic background i would of havnt got a good score.

:o

And i'd like to thank these godlike people for making my tracks famous. I love you guys. *sniff*

hmm

I am from england and i got everything wrong

A new twist on the dead baby jokes

Ahh, nostalgisity. I can only start to list the number of consoles and systems i've played this game on, starting from game and watch, to bbc micro computer and so on, and its about time it was remade. The babys were a great, though somwhat sick twist, but the physics and gameplay was next to exactly the same. Nice timewaster, but the problem is in that fucking music. Its fine, until it goes in a gay blokes voice 'Preview' and then a few seconds later 'Shockwave sounds dot com'. It REALLY annoys to a degree that can not be expressed.

Average

Surely if the asteroid was moving down, the planet behind it would be moving up, not down with it and vice versa... that completely screws the perspective up, because when you press the up arrow, the camera goes down instead of the asteroid going up...

Mental-Torture responds:

perspective is for losers :P j/k. Im actually a noob, I was thinking of making the earth go down while the comet goes up and stuff... but I thought it looked cooler the other way :P

0_o

But the thing is... I couldnt go back

It told me i could, but i couldnt, no matter how hard i looked for a back button.

So i spent 5 mins staring at this screen that apparently had the option of going back... but i couldnt...

Wassow responds:

oh, lol sorry about that, you have to go through the section to go back to the menu

:o

First off, the music pissed me off immensly. Thank god for the mute button.

Secondly, it needs a torrentspy option as a webpage... its kinda pointless starting the game and having to just sit there working just to buy flash.

Apart from those (minor) points, it does completely rock.

I maek musics.

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