Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: England
Job: Student
I maek musics.
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Exp. Points: 400 / 550
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Evidence in this flash that you are, yourself, a noob.
1: YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE
2: YOU ADMIT YOU PLAY RUNESCAPE
3: you have a _ in your account name on runescape.
4: You recorded your music with a MICROPHONE.
5: You couldnt even keep still while you were doing it.
6: You made a FLASH ANIMATION about runescape.
7: The best current comeback and an insult i've seen on your reviews is 'you're a noob'. In bad spelling. and grammer.
I shall now go ahead and vote the 1 point this movie deservers, simply because it didnt have a white background and didnt involve stick figures.
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I bet you got laughed at so hard when you showed that to the class. Your voice is the pinicle of hilarious.
Problem: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES.
Author's Response:
i dont give a fuck about the rules either. i was told to do it, i did it. they liked it and i won. not my real voice either i can do loads of stupid voices :-)
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It was.. decent, but its been done before. Newgrounds simulator, which is VERY similar. Except this didnt have annoying music. YAY.
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now THATS a game engine. Its stable, it handles collisions well, and even looks like the real thing. Firstly thats not the nes version, that looks more like Links Awakening DX or one of the oracle games, which is good. Secondly, use my music ;)
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First off, GET SOME REAL FECKING BACKGROUND MUSIC. Stop hogging all the filesize on the intro with DECENT music, and putting CRAPPY music in the game. Lets face it, a 5 seconds loop just dosnt suit a game that you're supposed to be playing for ages to win. Second off, a simple black background wouyld look better than that pulsating photoshoped red gelatinious shit you have at the moment. It dosnt even scroll as you gain levels. Next was the collision bugs. Somtimes platforms would be COMPLETELY non solid, and you'd just fall through. The ball didnt fall fast enough under gravity so you only had one shot at each jump, which was annoying. Now the shop idea is great, weapon selection is cool. PLEASE DRAW SOME <REAL> ENEMIES. Attempts at green... batty things which fly in 2 frames barely moving their wings simply dosnt cut it with me.
Apart from those (extensive) problems, this game could seriously rock with a few fixes, and thus i await for v4.
Author's Response:
lol, well this was the last JC game im making so dont be expecting part 4. And the backgroundsd wernt suppose to move, if i had put a basic background i would of havnt got a good score.
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And i'd like to thank these godlike people for making my tracks famous. I love you guys. *sniff*
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Ok admit it, the star wars text thing sucked, you had the perspective all wrong... BUT DEAR GOD THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS. So cleverly done, lightsabers were animated perfectly. great sound (though low quality, which i guess is for filesize), EXTREMELY well cheorographed, odd spelling mistake in the text but never mind. I loved the stormtrooper masks :D
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I am from england and i got everything wrong
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it kinda looked like snoopy without a nose.
nice animation skills you got there, the music remnded me of the stuff out that really really old starwars game...
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Nice little anim, but that gag has been done before in flash. Same music with sticks... but you told it better.
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