Score: 9

"Holy crap, I thought you were dead."

submission: eBaums world dot com

date: November 7, 2005

Well not actually dead mind, just in the online sense. I didn't think i'd see one more awesomely informed, amazingly composed flash out by the great NC and the artists formally known as Lemon Demon ever again, but this has finally proved me wrong.

It's all true. All horribly true. And the website is hosted on a shit-assed slow server too. It isn't a concentrated event either, this happens all over the place and nobody does anything about it.

I'm looking foward to when he steals from a commercial company and gets his arse sued off.

Just a note on the song, stick the treble equaliser up and turn the track volume up on the vocals, they're a little drowned out with the strong bass element behind the song, although the singing is top notch.

Score: 5

":o"

submission: Convert Tut

date: October 30, 2005

I laughed. I really did. The flash wasnt that great quality... but it was so damned funny. I can't wait to see all the 'omfg didnt work' reviews.

Score: 7

":o"

submission: Curious Lil Juney

date: October 27, 2005

Well... that freaked me out. It sort of reminded me of the stereotypical one-layer FBF shorts where completely random stuff happens, but this was mostly tweened, reflected good ammounts of flash knowledge and I got a small giggle out of it. It would have been nice to have had it a bit longer, you obviously spent a lot of time on those characters and drawings, and it seems a shame just to have them up for a few seconds.

Score: 6

"O..k.."

submission: Sky Fire

date: October 27, 2005

It had potential, but the action was too slow, the sounds were nasty, the music didnt suit the game at all and the 'how to play' menu didnt actually tell you how to play. Speed up the action, screw the enemy hit-point system, have them die instantly and spawn in larger numbers, and take the timelimit off powerups.

Score: 7

":o"

submission: Duck n' Cover!

date: October 26, 2005

Ok, this HAS been done several times before, twice before in flash, but this was still a very funny remake. You shouldn't have cut the turtle bit out, because thats half the comedy right there.

Anyway, nice little short.

Score: 6

":o"

submission: Ultimet Game Tutorial

date: October 20, 2005

So now we have to take lessons from sombody who can't spell 'ultimate'? Weird.

Compared to most of the 'Make a tutorial to get past judgement because everyone likes free code', this isnt half bad. The games shown were of fairly decent quality, and with a few tweaks, would stand very well on their own. Graphics were pretty solid, if not slightly over-colourful. Try rasters, proper metal textures. Everyone <3 photoshop for static backgrounds, and it saves FPS.

Score: 8

":o"

submission: Scaramush! Scaramush!

date: October 15, 2005

YOU = FAIL AT MUSIC.

Loading screen: Stave has FIVE not six lines. The treble clef was buggered too...

but this was amazing. Despite the fact its a kind of cliche idea... after 'we will rock you' and all. Such a great musical. Amazingly well animated, even though the characters seemed to cosist of nother but stillohettes, it looked quite awesome, and you really gave it the feel of how it would look if it was actually in the theater. When the smoke comes out at the end, it underlaps the frame, which looks sort of weird.

As a lighting technitian... i wouldnt be suprised if this could actually be done.

Score: 8

"A game!"

submission: Metroid: Elements

date: September 22, 2005

If i see that bloody 'games of gondor' logo one more time, i think i'm going to scream

This was a great metroid tribute, it played pretty well, with a stable engine and pretty nice visuals.

Only bones i'd have to pick is the extreme pixilisation of the... mountain? in the menu sequence, and the low audio quality of the music, not that the music was bad, but it was just really poorly compressed. Also, get rid of the synthesised 'clock' voice. Its normally better to have no narrator at all than a computer based one.

Score: 6

"Entertaining"

submission: Buddhism:The Game

date: September 14, 2005

I was most dissapointed by the fact i couldnt douse myself in petrol in protest of somthingorother, either way though, its quite a fun game once you get the hang of it. Maybe a high score system is in order.

Score: 9

":o"

submission: Super Mario Land III

date: September 8, 2005

Twas good, BUT YOU FORGOT TO CREDIT THE AUDIO.

*COUGHMECOUGH*